The Prophet of the Yellow Socks
Once upon a time, a prophetess foretold of a great calamity that would befall the land.
She spoke of a calamity so dire, so apocalyptic, that all who heard her words trembled with fear.
But little did they know, the calamity she spoke of was not the impending doom that would soon befall the land, but rather the calamity of running out of cream puffs at the great cream puff festival.